Christmas gifts under $50
Ho ho ho—it’s time for Secret Santa once again! And check YOU out with a budget of $50 or less, you loaded person. We have a massive collection of Christmas gifts under $50 to make your Kris Kringle a funnier-than-F one. They include calendars featuring renowned adult movie star Big Barry, stubby coolers with sexy Santas and logically-correct Dwights from The Office, crop tops with Will Ferrell’s Elf, and a hell of a lot more. Check out all of our $50 Christmas gifts below.
Give your family and friends sore cheeks and bellies this Christmas with one of our ludicrous presents, and make the good times even better. Our $50 Secret Santa gift ideas are all designed by top-drawer Aussies and made with quality materials—our stuff doesn’t fall apart after being worn and washed a few times. You can expect to see our ridiculous t-shirts, mugs, and stubby coolers for plenty of Christmases. We truly believe we have the best Secret Santa gifts under $50 that will make your Silly Season so much more, well, silly.
Check out our variety of $50 Christmas gifts
$50 is a solid budget for a Christmas gift, and we have over 200 hilarious items for you to choose from, including the following:
Mugs
Ahh, the quintessential novelty gift. We are proud to have some of the best and funniest Christmas gifts that money can buy, which include bin chickens, Grumpy Cat, Kevin McCallister, and tons of other recognisable memes and celebrities.
Stubby Holders
Beer is notoriously bad when warm, which is why stubby holders are such a genius invention. Combine this with a funny meme and you have a winning combo.
Cards
Peaceful Winter settings, Jesus being laid gently into his cot by loving Mary, and Santa leaving presents under the tree…are all examples of cards that we don’t have. Instead, you can expect Big Barry’s sizable member, Ho’s in the house, and plenty of other comedy cards that will raise a smile for your Secret Santa.
Calendars
We have three excellent calendars that would make great Xmas gifts: Nature’s c**k shots, dogs pooping in beautiful places, and Big Barry in a variety of fun places. Help your Secret Santa plan their calendar with a laugh.
Personalised Gifts
Get your Secret Santa’s face printed onto their own mug or stubby cooler, which they can whip out every Christmas and be reminded of our bloody great you are.
Soap
Our novelty soap bar wishes you a Merry f**cking Christmas before you use it to scrub your filthy body on the 25th, or any other day for that matter.
We put the fun back into the holidays with our $50 Secret Santa gift ideas
Secret Santa is supposed to be fun, which is why we created our collection of cheeky, risque gifts. They’re full of shock value and intended to make the game a little more comical for everyone involved. They are usually enjoyed by people who aren’t offended easily, with a slightly dirty and foolish sense of humour.
Nobody wants to get another dull pair of socks for Christmas. If you buy this for your Secret Santa, you’re probably showing a lack of imagination—and who wants that? Thankfully, we have some of the best $50 Kris Kringle gift ideas that will have everyone in the room chuckling.
The best Secret Santa gifts under $50
We have tons of repeat customers for a reason—people love our products and keep on gifting them to people. We receive regular feedback on how much people love our items, so much that we’ve had to tie weights on our ankles to keep us grounded, and ultra-tight beanies to keep our heads small. It might be working, but probably not. Anyway, who needs to compete with other sub-standards when we know we have the best Kris Kringle gifts under $50.
Here’s why we have the best Kris Kringle gifts under $50
Still not sure whether you buy one of our gifts? Here are the main reasons why we think they’re worth it:
They’re Comical
We don’t want to labour the point, but our gifts are designed to make people laugh. They’re rude, tongue-in-cheek, and downright filthy in some cases. And we’re sure that your Secret Santa will love one of them.
They can be put to good use
We don’t just sell novelty gifts. Our clothes, stubby coolers, calendars, and other products all have a practical use, and can be used time and time again.
They are excellent value
All of our products are made with high quality materials that will last, which makes them excellent value for your money.
They are Australian-made
Our products are designed and shipped from Australia, which means that you’re helping to support a local Aussie company, and helping to keep our economy healthy. Go you!
Frequently Asked Questions
1. Can I return my Kris Kringle gift?
You certainly can return your gift, but it must be within 14 days of purchase. You’ll just need to give us your order number or name, and return the product in the exact same condition that it was sent. We obviously can’t refund gifts that have been damaged, written in, or soiled in any way. Soiled. Yuck.
There may be instances where we can offer you a partial refund, so if you’re unsure for your
particular product, please get in touch and we’ll clarify for you.
2. What are your shipping times?
We have two primary shipping times for our orders, one regular, one fast:
Standard post—this arrives within 4-8 business days, plus 1-3 business days for order processing.
Express post—this arrives within 2-3 business days, plus 1-3 business days for order processing.
Christmas is a busy time for us, so there may be some very short delays in our shipping times over December. So we strongly recommend buying your Kris Kringle gifts early to avoid
disappointment.
3. Can I collect my order instead of having it shipped?
You’re on a budget and don’t have a lot of cash to splash on presents (or you’re just a tight arse who doesn’t want to part with it). We get it. That’s why, if you live in Brisneyland, you’ll be happy to know you can actually collect your order from downtown Woolloongabba and avoid shipping fees. Or why not make a day of it and collect your Kris Kringle gift after a game of cricket at the Gabba? Your mates will revere you even more and secretly wish it’s for them.
4. Who creates your Secret Santa gifts?
We have a talented team of creative (and dirty minded) baboons who work tirelessly on coming up with new and uber funny design ideas. Yes, they’ve got a screw or two loose, but that’s what makes them so awesome!
5. Do you ship internationally?
Oui. Si. Ja. OK that’ll do, you get the drift. The answer is yes! How cool will it be to share some of Australia’s down right dirty humour with your overseas mates and share our spice with the world! Re. the cost, it will depend on the country we are shipping to.