Don’t settle for a boring bunch of flowers this Valentine’s Day, or chocolates that will
instantly melt in the blistering February heat. Get your partner something hilarious
instead. Here’s some examples of the comedy Valentine’s Day gifts that we sell:
“We are purr-fect together” card
On the surface, this one is definitely one of the cutest cards that we sell. But that
isn’t very Spicy Baboon-like by itself, so we included a speaker that never stops once
opened, and a glitter trap that explodes into your partner’s face when they try to find
it. They will literally be smashed with colour and sound. What better way to express
your love?
3D pop-up naughty bear card
A less bonkers and much dirtier card is our naughty 3D bear. He hides inside what appears
to be a deliciously cute card, and when your unsuspecting partner open it, he rises up
like a teddy-bear superhero to reveal his “excitement” (his d**k, in case you didn’t get
it).
I choo choo choose you” tank top
We wouldn’t feel like real Australians if we didn’t have a Simpson’s product, and we
chose Ralph’s adorable Valentine’s Day message for Lisa. If your partner is a Simpsons
lover, this could be the one for you.
BJ soapy soap
As an adult who has already stayed on this website for longer than a few minutes, we can
assume you know what a glory hole is. Well we made the soap version. Delight your
partner this Valentine’s Day with a p*rn gimmick that you can use to scrub your filthy
hands. Just try not to use it in other ways.
“Thank f*ck you swiped right” card
This is the ideal card for couples who met on Tinder. It expresses the horrible idea that
they might have swiped left and moved onto some other lesser person. But they didn’t ❤️
Personalised love mug
If you are absolutely thrilled with the quality of your partner’s bottom, or you just
really really like it for some other reason, you can express your insatiable desires
with this personalised mug that tells them that you want to touch their butt all the
time. We’ll print your names on the mug, and your love can be forever reminded by how
much you enjoy their plump, hypnotising rear.
“My heart beets for you” stubby cooler
The US Office is a cultural sensation, and we turned one of the funniest quotes into a
stubby cooler so your man can be reminded of the hilarity. The insufferable Dwight has
never been so romantic.
“There’s a snake in my pants” t-shirt
We corrupted one of the most delightful cartoon characters ever made, and we’re not sorry
about it. Woody no longer has a snake in his boots. The bloody pervert has one in his
pants instead, and his seedy grin tells you exactly what he wants to do with it.
“Hunk of spunk” crop top
If your wife, fiance, or girlfriend loves Kath & Kim, this could be the crop top for
them. We printed the OG lothario Kel onto the front and included his “hunk of spunk”
moniker. It works particularly well if she really does think you’re a hunk of spunk.
Our Valentine’s Day gifts are one-of-a-kind
At Spicy Baboon, we really have two goals when it comes to our products: they need to
make you laugh, and they (usually) need to be useful. We are proud to produce some of
the funniest and most original Valentine’s Day products in Australia, which can be worn,
used, and appreciated for years.
Laughing is pretty damn important, even the scientists say so. It boosts your immune
system, relieves stress, protects your heart, and even burns calories. Yes—it burns
calories. We never would have thought that our comedy gifts could have helped you to
lose weight, but there you have it.
No less important is how laughter bonds us together. If you’re like most people, your
partner’s sense of humour is something that attracted you to them, and our gifts are a
nice little way to make them laugh and keep the fun alive. This can strengthen your
relationship and lead to all kinds of beautiful messes like marriage, dogs, and
children. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
High-quality gifts for Valentine’s Day that last
At Spicy Baboon, quality is extremely important to us. We stand firmly against cheap tat
that falls apart after a few uses, because we want our customers to actually like and
appreciate what we do (and hopefully become loyal patrons). So we manufacture every
single one of our products with high-quality materials and proven processes, to ensure
that they can be used time and time again.
Our cards are made with high-grade paper and ink; our mugs with quality porcelain; our
t-shirts, tanks, hoodies, and other clothing with premium cotton, all nicely
double-hemmed and able to be worn for years. This is the case for all of our products.
We want you to be able to appreciate them for a long time.
Valentine's day gifts under $50
You’re in luck—pretty much every single one of our products is under $50. The only one
that isn’t are our hoodies (but they’re only $59.95, so not far above $50).
Our Valentine’s Day gifts under $50 include:
Cards
We have tons of hilarious Valentine’s Day gift cards that will tickle your partner’s
ribs.
Clothes
T-shirts, tank tops, and crop tops galore, stamped with some of the funniest cultural
references and jokes imaginable.
Cushion
Ever been Rickrolled by a cushion? Well now is your chance to do it to your partner.
Mugs
We are unapologetic caffeine addicts in Australia. And now your darling husband or wife
can guzzle their coffee from a sweet Valentine’s mug that makes them laugh.
Planters
Chuck a plant in our genital-shaped planters and amuse visiting guests.
Jigsaw Puzzles
Have your favourite photo printed onto a jigsaw. Or get a special Valentine’s Day edition
of Big Barry and his enormous member.
Soaps
Get clean with filthy soaps.
Stickers
Funny love stickers that your partner can stick on their car, laptop, or even themselves.
Stubby Coolers
Keeping your beer cold has never been this much fun!
Why our Valentine’s Day gifts are awesome
We’re going to be honest (and maybe a little arrogant) here: our Valentine’s Day gifts
usually sell themselves. We are incredibly proud of the products that we make, but if
you really need convincing, here are some reasons why we think our gifts are awesome:
They are hilarious
Yes, we’re really flogging this dead horse. Our products are designed to be funny, and
we source some of the very best cultural references from across the world to ensure they
are. They will have your Valentine grinning from ear-to-ear, especially if they have the
same cheeky, irreverent sense of humour that we do.
They are tough and durable
While we do sell plenty of novelty gifts, pretty much all of the products in our
Valentine’s Day collection can be used by your partner. They can wear our t-shirts and
hoodies, snuggle into our comedy cushions, slurp coffee from our mugs, chuck a green
thing into our planters, etc. etc.
They last for a long time
As mentioned above, we use high-quality materials for our products to ensure they last
for a long time. Combined with our time-tested manufacturing processes, you can be sure
that our gifts can be used year after year.
We are an Aussie company
The stronger our economy is, the more money the Government has for public services. And
the more money they have for public services, the better the quality of life is for
every Australian. That’s why buying from an Aussie company is important. Spicy Baboon is
a 100% Brisbane-based Australian company whose taxes go towards bolstering the country’s
economy, which we think is super important, and a solid reason why you should buy from
Aussie companies like us.
Valentine's day gifts Australia—we deliver to the entire country
We’re going to be honest (and maybe a little arrogant) here: our Valentine’s Day gifts
usually sell themselves. We are incredibly proud of the products that we make, but if
you really need convincing, here are some reasons why we think our gifts are awesome:
Why our Valentine’s Day gifts are awesome
The Spicy Baboon head office is based in Woolloongabba, Brisbane, but we deliver to the
entire country. We wouldn’t want Aussies in Melbourne, Perth, Hobart, or any other city
to miss out, so we offer nationwide postage that reaches every remote corner of our
glorious nation.
Who comes up with your Valentine’s Day gift ideas?
Wondering which geniuses come up with our Valentine’s Day gift ideas? That would be our
team of marketing baboons. It’s their forte. We do have to bribe them with a lot of food
and the odd paycheck, but they are highly self-motivated for the most part.
Come to think of it, we do have to lock them into a room for a few weeks to come up with
ideas, but they don’t seem to mind too much. When the time is up, they usually emerge
with a ton of new Valentine’s Day funnies that we incorporate into our product
collection, some of which you could be the proud new owner.
Where did Valentine’s Day come from?
Valentine’s Day was originally a big old 14th February dinner called the Feast of Saint
Valentine, which honoured various 3rd century Christian martyrs called Saint Valentine
(which is a bit weird). After one of the Saint Valentine’s was imprisoned by the Romans
for helping persecuted Christians, he apparently cured the sight of his jailer’s blind
daughter—what a stand-up guy. Later on, after writing the daughter a letter before he
was due to be executed, he signed it “Your Valentine,” which is where today’s tradition
comes from.
The Feast of Valentine wasn’t originally associated with love, however. This only started
a long time after in the 14th or 15th centuries, when notions of courtly love
flourished. Eventually the 14th February became associated with love instead of
feasting, and we wonder why it couldn’t have been both—they do say that a way to a man’s
heart is through his stomach. This is actually the case in Malta, where you can find
relics of the old Saints. The day is celebrated with a mighty feast to commemorate them,
and to promote all things love.
