Scomophobic 🚫 - Women's Crop Top
Even before Covid we didn't want to shake his hand (to the point of him stealing them from bushfire victims). 🚫🤝🔥
**We are NOT politically aligned in any-way. This s*** is just straight up funny
Relaxed fit, Crew neck, Mid weight 100% combed cotton (heathers 15% viscose)
Short body, dropped shoulders, neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
🦘✅ 100% Australian Owned ✅ Aussie Designers ✅ Aussie Printers | 𝟗𝟖% 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤*!
Location |
Standard |
Express |
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Australia |
4-8 business days |
1-3 business days |
New Zealand | 10-15 business days | N/A |
Rest of World | 14-21 business days | N/A |
Free standard delivery for orders over $99 for Australian customers.
Ordered the wrong size? No problem!
Shoot us an email or call within 14 days of receiving your spicy merch and we will organise an exchange.
Not at least 98% happy with your gear?
Then we are not happy either. Contact us within 14 days of receiving and we will provide you with a full refund.
All returned items must be unworn and unwashed for us to process an exchange or refund.